Note to self

An assigned seating chart to prevent students from being asswipes does not work well when the asswipe-to-chair ratio is roughly 1:1. In order to make a seating chart effective for this particular group, I would only be able to allow one or two of them to actually sit IN the classroom, and would have to strategically seat the others in places like the koi pond, the parking lot, a gym locker, Canada, etc.