No, my girlfriend is hot enough as she is, thanks
It's that time of year again--time for crazies to come out and audition for American Idol!
I particularly loved the montage of crazies singing Pussycat Dolls, daring every sane person on the planet to admit that, "yes, yes I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you!"
I think a good rule of thumb is this: if the increasingly drunken Paula Abdul thinks you're a few frijoles short of a full burrito, you probably are.
Also, "I'm cooler than Carrot Top" is a very broad statement, somewhat equivalent to saying, "I have better hair than Donald Trump," or "I am less annoying than Richard Simmons."
I particularly loved the montage of crazies singing Pussycat Dolls, daring every sane person on the planet to admit that, "yes, yes I do wish my girlfriend was hot like you!"
I think a good rule of thumb is this: if the increasingly drunken Paula Abdul thinks you're a few frijoles short of a full burrito, you probably are.
Also, "I'm cooler than Carrot Top" is a very broad statement, somewhat equivalent to saying, "I have better hair than Donald Trump," or "I am less annoying than Richard Simmons."
posted by Erin @ 7:41 AM
2 Comments:
At Thursday, January 18, 2007 7:00:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
I thought Darwin (the girl who sang the Pussycat Dolls song) was especially horrendous due to the fact that she had no undergarment on to support her rather large bosom.
At Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:36:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
I really think the people who audition are grouped into 5 groups (that was a good sentence, no?).
1. People who are fantastic singers and would probably win the whole thing and therefore we will never see them on tv. Ever. They are sent home. ( I think Kelly Clarkson might have snuck out of this group into group 3.)
2. People who make really good tv with really bad grooming decisions and really goofy songs. (this includes no bra woman, mentioned earlier)
3. People who have some mediocre talent, but enough that they could be groomed into superstars and we can all watch them slowly improve. But they are really nothing special. This is the group that will win American Idol.
4. Filler people. These are the people who don't make it past Hollywood.
5. People who will talk back to Simon/ridiculously gay guys singing about girls and dancing like they are at a strip club.
Post a Comment
<< Home