Ah, America
Let me tell you how much I love the commercials for the new H3 I've been seeing since we've been home.
One of the selling points of this massive, gas-guzzling machine is "Approximately 20 highway MPG!"
Holy crap! Twenty miles to the gallon? On the highway?! Sign me up! Helping to destroy the planet is FUN! Mwahahaha, stupid environment.
Seriously.
Hummer should just change their motto to this:
"H3: the best non-verbal way of saying to the world, 'I'm an a**hole!'"
Throw in a few of those stupid ribbon magnets that say "I support our troops so I can keep buying gas for this God-forsaken environmental nightmare of a vehicle I drive!" and I'm sold.
One of the selling points of this massive, gas-guzzling machine is "Approximately 20 highway MPG!"
Holy crap! Twenty miles to the gallon? On the highway?! Sign me up! Helping to destroy the planet is FUN! Mwahahaha, stupid environment.
Seriously.
Hummer should just change their motto to this:
"H3: the best non-verbal way of saying to the world, 'I'm an a**hole!'"
Throw in a few of those stupid ribbon magnets that say "I support our troops so I can keep buying gas for this God-forsaken environmental nightmare of a vehicle I drive!" and I'm sold.
posted by Erin @ 11:55 PM
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