Embroider that on a pillow
Over the course of the day today I said two sentences I'm pretty sure no one in the history of the universe has ever said before.
This afternoon: "If you don't eat pork, stay away from the red jelly beans."
This evening: "I have to admit I'd probably prefer Kenny G to that guy's butt hair."
If I explained the context, I'd ruin all the fun.
This afternoon: "If you don't eat pork, stay away from the red jelly beans."
This evening: "I have to admit I'd probably prefer Kenny G to that guy's butt hair."
If I explained the context, I'd ruin all the fun.
posted by Erin @ 6:32 AM
1 Comments:
At Tuesday, January 17, 2006 2:54:00 PM,
Unknown said…
Thanks for the bowl...it's wicked awesome. The fact that it was transported from Indonesia gave it the slight edge in "wicked awesomeness" over the "two peas in a pod" card. I just put two things in quotes in the same sentence. I think that might be overkill.
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