Please to enjoying for nice happy time!

Here is our new collection of lighters. You may wonder why we need six lighters. No, we haven't taken up smoking nor are we planning to start anything or anyone on fire. In fact, we don't need lighters for much more than the occasional candle or stubborn gas burner.

No, we bought these from our local convenience store because, well, please for to be reading nice sparkle happy fun! Note that the blue lighter very nearly escapes being hilariously naughty, the larger white one is hilariously naughty and the black one is only hilariously naughty to Australians.

If you travel to Australia and insist on wearing one of those atrocious 1980s waist-pouches, do not refer to said pouch as a "fanny pack." Fanny, while a grandma-ish term for one's posterior in the U.S., does not translate the same Down Under. If you aren't getting my meaning, please refer once again to the larger white lighter and its euphemism for cat (among other things).