Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene

Setting-Courtyard hallway of a private school in Indonesia. It's a beautiful day. The birds are singing, there's a nice breeze and it because it's still morning it hasn't started raining yet. Erin, exiting her classroom, enters the hallway. In the hallway she meets a coworker, whom we shall call Mr. Maple Leaf.

Erin: Hi.

Mr. Maple Leaf: I've been having so many bowel movements lately.

Erin: (blinks, unsure how to respond, wonders if there's maybe a hidden camera somewhere and she's being Punk'd)

Mr. Maple Leaf: My bowels are in a terrible state.

Erin: (blinks again) Um...oh. I have to... (she points vaguely in an opposite direction and quickly makes her exit)

Mr. Maple Leaf: Yes!

-fin-

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.