This is your brain on Paris Hilton

I just inadvertently watched about 30 seconds of Paris Hilton's music video.

That's 30 seconds of my life I will never get back.

I don't even want to think about how many brain cells died in that short amount of time. I'm assuming 30 seconds of Paris singing is equivalent to two months of herion addiction, as far as brain damage goes.

Really, there ought to be laws against some people.