You guys! Britney Spears is pregnant!

I know, I don't care either, but it does seem to be huge news and so I might get stripped of my journalism degree if I don't at least feign interest. Done feigning now, just so you know.

I wrote a haiku today during our Wednesday afternoon staff meeting. I am going to post it here, as I humbly believe it to be nothing short of a masterpiece. Please prepare to be awestruck:

Sitting in meetings

Rubber cement enemas

Neither one is fun

I suspect I shall soon be famous. Don't worry, I won't forget the little people.