Daisy stems on my roses?!

Yesterday I found something very exciting: "The Jerk" on DVD. Hooray! My favorite dumb movie!

Truly Steve Martin's last great movie-and the reason I run around the house yelling, "I'm SOMEBODY!!!" when the new phone books arrive.

I leave you with words of wisdom from this pinnacle of film excellence:

Lord loves a workin' man; never trust whitey; if you get it, see a doctor, get rid of it.

Go now and find your special purpose.