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Friday, December 09, 2005

Fun with numbers

OK, so I completely stole this (the questions, not the answers, geniuses) from a friend’s blog, but today’s uncharacteristically boring and I had to do something aside from moping around feeling sorry for myself because a) it isn’t next weekend yet, when I can go home, and b) on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being totally assy, this week has been about an 8.75.

Stupid blog postings are the new stupid email forwards. Enjoy. Or don’t. I’ll never know either way.

20 people you can think of right off your head:

1. Kristin 11. Karen
2. Kelly 12. Kim
3. Travis 13. Bianca
4. Steph 14. Lisa
5. Kale 15. Chris
6. Katie 16. Angi
7. Dan 17. Pam
8. Mindi 18. Alli
9. Julie 19. Nate
10. Lauren 20. Matt

How did you meet 13? On the playground at Skyview Lake, when we were 5th graders, she decided to talk to me despite my hot perm and braces.

What would you do if you had never met 5? I’d never have moved to Indonesia. I also probably wouldn’t know so many creative swear words…

Have you ever liked 3? No, never. Are you kidding me?!

Would 1 and 7 make a lovely couple? Funny story about that…

On a scale of 1-10, how cute is 14? Last time I saw her, 10, but for all I know she’s gone uggo and grown a third boob, shaved her eyebrows and pierced her forehead or something.

What language does 10 speak? English, Spanish and Unicameral.

Who is 8 going out with? Lance Bass, space cowboy. Ha.

Is 9 a boy or girl? Girl.

When was the last time you talked to 18? On the phone, sometime back in March. Over email, a few weeks ago.

What is 1’s favorite band? Not sure she has a favorite, but I’m sure she’s down with whatever her students are currently listening to, right?

Does 2 have any siblings? Caitlin. And me, if you don’t want to get too technical.

Would you ever date 7? Nah, not my type. ;-)

Is 15 single? As far as I know, and I keep updated on these things.

What’s 4’s middle name? Lane.

What’s 2’s fantasy? Swimming nude in a sea of orange lollipops. Hahaha.

Would 7 and 19 make a good couple? I’m gonna go ahead and say a definite no on this one.

Do you like 16? Absolutely.

What school does 6 go to? She went to university with me and now teaches with me.

Where does 9 live? Scenic Norfolk, Nebraska.

Would you make out with 12? Not under normal circumstances.

Are 5 and 6 best friends? I’m guessing so.

What is your history with 20? Met him freshman year when he was “Cute Matt,” by junior year he graduated to good friend/suitemate’s fiancé/guy who pees in my suite bathroom and sings loudly to cover the sound status, and now he’s a husband/father/vicar and still a good friend. His puns are fair at best (rim shot!) and he smells like cheese.

Do you like 17? Love her to bits.

1 Comments:

  • At Friday, December 09, 2005 8:53:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This made me laugh, and then it made me sad because there was no one around that would understand what was so funny. I'd explain it, but I'm frightened that they would think I am weirder than they already do.

     

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