Nothin' says lovin' like something from the kitchen

This morning I went with some of the 7th and 8th graders and other teachers to a local village school. The kids were going to teach a few English lessons to the younger students there, and while I wasn't excited about the 7:30 a.m. on a Saturday meeting time, I was looking forward to the hour and a half spent with the kids.

They had fun and did a good job, and while we were at the school I saw a person wearing what is most possibly the most unintentionally amusing shirt ever. I'm heartbroken that I wasn't able to get photographic evidence.

This girl wore a pink t-shirt that, at first glance, was a cutesy little teddy bear standing in a kitchen. He was surrounded by cupcakes and other goodies, and the words "Hey good lookin', what's cookin'?" in big, sparkly writing. He held a wooden spoon and wore a chef's hat and apron.

Upon closer examination, the apron had some words on it, too.

"Kiss the cock!" was emblazoned on it in pink, swirly letters.

No, thank you.

But I will take one of those cupcakes.