Dear God, it's me, Erin.

I understand You had to create all of us differently, but as I'm sitting here watching my 11th grade class act like complete nincompoops, I have to wonder-what's with all the stupidity? Are they for Your amusement? I understand that probably more often than not, I fall into the stupidity category as well. This class today, though, is setting records. Would it be too much to ask for You to send a small plague of angry squirrels or something just to the one side of my classroom? They don't have to be rabid squirrels, or anything, slightly irate will do. Ferrets would be fine, also. If You could take this into consideration within, oh, the next four minutes or so, it would be greatly appreciated. Thank You.