Hey Weaver family...

Yeah, God called. He said this PR gig you're trying to pull for Him on The Amazing Race just isn't working out...

Ooh, burn.

This season of The Amazing Race is really stooping to typical reality show lows, as far as irritating contestants go...and this is even after last season's Boston Rob.

The slightly creepy children grew on me to the point where I didn't mind them, but now they're gone. I was reduced to yelling curse words at my TV when one of the obnoxious Chicagoan sisters started crying about her stupid backpack. As for the angry Jersey family...if they lose, there's always hope of a continued television career on Springer.

This horrid Weaver family, though...ack.

Every 10 minutes or so, it's, "Dear Jesus Father Daddy Buddy Super Awesome God, please help us win!" The rest of the time, it's, "Those people are retarded! You guys are losers! Her boobs are fake! You suck! I hate everyone! That voclano was stupid! I'm sick of having to do things I can't do! Everyone is out to get us!!"

(insert Marge Simpson-esque disapproving groan here)